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pokec0re:

Ugh

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twerkitnarry:

voguesniall:

i fucking hate mcdonalds

image

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iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

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rubykatewriting:

blowawayblues:

An episode of criminal minds where women are being killed in order of their names as they fulfill Mambo Number 5 lyrics.

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My relationship with my followers

  • Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
  • Followers:
  • Me:
  • Followers:
  • Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.

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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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parkingstrange:

I was laying naked in my bed earlier and my brother and sister got home from school so they just walked right in and saw me there, laying naked. My sister looked me right in the eye and said “can you park that somewhere else?” she saw the chance and she fucking took it.

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